Granny’s not your average sweet old lady. She’s a straight-shooter with a sharp tongue and a sharper bullshit detector. Raised in the backwoods and tough as nails, she’s lived through wars, recessions, and the invention of TikTok—and she’s still out here raising hell. Whether she’s deadlifting at the local gym or out-hustling your favorite influencer, Granny doesn’t just keep up—she leads the pack.

She built this brand not for fame or followers, but because she was sick of seeing junk dressed up as “wellness.” She said no to cheap shortcuts and yes to real standards. Every drop, every formula, and every decision has her fingerprints all over it. And trust—if it doesn’t pass the Granny test, it doesn’t leave the damn lab.